RORY: you are way ahead of a lot of people as far as parenting skills go, like Britney. Britney Spears does not know which end of a baby goes up. And Courtney Love? She's no June Cleaver.
LANE: yeah, i bet i could be a better mother than Courtney Love.
RORY: my sock drawer could be a better mother. but, yes, of course you would be. and Michael Jackson - you know not to name a child "Blanket."
LANE: i do know that. do not name your baby after an inanimate object.
RORY: see? way ahead of the pack.
LANE: yeah. hey...I wonder if, um, Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow.
RORY: yeah, that would be a perfect play date.
LANE: yeah, when it's nap time they would be totally set.
RORY: and then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over afterward for a little snack.
LANE: Banjo, Rachel Griffith's baby, could play for them.
RORY: and then they could all jump in Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of, uh...what's his face?
LANE: oh, Pilot Inspektor Lee.
also, i think this book looks so cute.